Looking for a reason to laugh today? You’ve come to the right place! These Funny Knock Knock Jokes are perfect for kids, teens, and adults alike. So, without wasting time — let’s knock, knock!
💡 How to Use These Funny Knock Knock Jokes
You can use these Funny Knock Knock Jokes in many situations:
- Family gatherings – kids love them!
- Icebreakers in classrooms or meetings.
- Social media captions or reels – short and fun.
- Comedy skits or open mic events.[Funny Knock Knock Jokes]
1.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce. 🥬
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 🥶
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says. 🐄
Cow says who?
No silly, Cow says moooo! 😄[Funny Knock Knock Jokes]
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo. 😢
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😂
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch. 🤧
Atch who?
Bless you! 😷
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive. 🫒
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! 💖
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Google! 😆
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! 😉
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes. 🍽️
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up! 🚓
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream. 🍦
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I see a spider! 🕷️😱[Funny Knock Knock Jokes]
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil. ✏️
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless. 🤭
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter. 🧈
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze! 🥶
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! 🏃
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking forever! ⏰[Funny Knock Knock Jokes]
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business! 😜
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange. 🍊
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 😂
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl! 🦉[Funny Knock Knock Jokes]
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a joke! ⏱️
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donut. 🍩
Donut who?
Donut forget to laugh! 😄
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy. ❄️
Icy who?
Icy you through the window! 👀[Funny Knock Knock Jokes]
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo! 💩 (Classic kid joke!)
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in? 🚪
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut. 🍩
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget my birthday! 🎂
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya stop with the jokes already? 🙃
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out! 👁️
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking all day? 😤
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working! 🔔
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in? 🤔
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca. 🦙
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car! 🚗
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak. 🐤
Beak who?
Beak careful what you wish for! 💫
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wow, you don’t know who you are? 🤯
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma going to laugh or what? 😅
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked! 🚪
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who?
You don’t have to cry about it! 😭😆
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee thing you say can be used against you! 🔍
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya gotta.
Ya gotta who?
Ya gotta be kidding me! 😂
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in! 🧊
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo! Party time! 🥳
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arty.
Arty who?
Arty you glad to see me? 😄
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming in! 🚶
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I have a quiche on the cheek? 😘
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee light’s not working! 💡
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door! 🛑
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t laugh! 🎄
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basil your questions after the joke! 🌿
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone! 🍃
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, answer the door! 🥣
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce Turnip.
Lettuce Turnip who?
Lettuce turnip the beet! 🥬🔊
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas give me another chance! 🙏
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any better? 😁
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup, we’re going for a ride! 🚴
51.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna tell you one more joke! 😂
